Incorporate the book "Jokes for Minecrafters" into the American Lit Common Core

In this day and age, America has a strong lack of intelligent literature. Everything has devolved into sex, drugs, and vulgar language. This book contains none of those, just impeccable Minecraft humor in the world. I ask of you one simple task, to allow a quality piece of literature to make its way onto each and every high school student in America, "Jokes for Minecrafters." Every single vote counts, and will allow us to bring a little life back into the school, while at the same time teach kids valuable lessons about jokes, minecraft, and being an informed citizen of the United States.

You should sign, because every signature not only brings us closer to achieving high society, but also feeds one homeless child, because I said so, so it has to be true. Without your help, we will never spread awful Minecraft joke culture, and that is a crime that could never be forgiven. Once again, I ask that you spare the time to sign this petition, for our sakes, and for our children's sakes.

-F. G. T.